My favourite band split up, so I put their story into a fanzine.

The writing in this fanzine is of an almost comically low standard, and two decades later I have no idea if I was being ironic when, in the blurb on the back, I compared the band’s split to the deaths of John Lennon, Freddie Mercury and Jimi Hendrix: “musical legends cut down in their prime”.

(I must have been joking, surely? Jesus wept.)